A highly successful HR Manager died. Her soul was greeted by GOD himself.
GOD told her to spend a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then choose one to spend an eternity in.
With that, God put the HR Manager in to hell. She found herself onto green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends, fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.
She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave for heaven.
So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it, her 24 hours were up and God came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity."
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."
So God sent her back to Hell.
When entered the Hell, she found herself standing in a wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.
The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her, smiled and said,
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"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee".😂😂
GOD told her to spend a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then choose one to spend an eternity in.
With that, God put the HR Manager in to hell. She found herself onto green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends, fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.
She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave for heaven.
So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it, her 24 hours were up and God came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity."
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."
So God sent her back to Hell.
When entered the Hell, she found herself standing in a wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.
The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her, smiled and said,
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"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee".😂😂
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